Wednesday, 20 February 2008

The Great Kaddu Effect

'twas the day before yesterday The Kaddu came forth and spoke,
He warned everyone,
You won't get nothing guys…try now to lift yerself,
Keep lifting urself up, go up up and even higher,
He kept raising the bar 7.5 7.75……who knows,
Maybe today he'll say you need 9.5 to do anything,
Job…………haan 8 ke neeche bilkul nahi lete!!!
MS…….woh toh bhool jao 9 ke neeche!!
MBA karni hai kya??? Lao 8.5 khush ho jao……
Terror in the eyes of poor friends,
Apna kya hoga………….
Slowly but surely he removed any hope of a future,
Placements wud luk hillarious under the Kaddu effect,
2008 2.5% placed
2009 2.7% placed (excluding s___m boys n gals)
2010 1.5% placed
2011 2% placed (Including s___m boys )
Nd then we'll hav Super mess workers,
Super lab assistants,
Super Munims,
Wid cpi's of 8, 7.5 blah blah…………
Lif in IIT-G will be super…….
Everyone in the staff will be IIT'ians
Munim, "jogonna" of chem lab………
Everyone!!

Presenting "the Kaddu Effect"!!

Tuesday, 19 February 2008

Battlefields of Silence...

I see red. Blinding flashes of it…
Shadows in the dark all around,
Cold war of sorts you may call it...
Bathed in black is the ground,
The false front is crumbling down,
The flame is slowly dying…
How I wish you'd also try to hold it up,
How I wish you'd also try to reignite it,
But you don't seem to want to,
And I can't do either of them alone,
Lemme tell you something...
I don't have any craving for what you aim at,
I don’t wanna be the captain of the ship,
All I want is an opportunity,
A simple opportunity to help it stand up,
We both need to help it stand,
It won't stand by your hand alone,
Neither will it stand by mine alone,
What it needs is many hands,
And it will stand proud and mighty,
Why don't you see that vision too?
Now lets leave him to ponder,
Lets come to You...
Well, He may or may not see it, but You…
Don't You see that I share both of your dreams,
but not your ambitions dudes!!!
I'm not at all trying to block You from anything...
Why do you ride forth in silence?
What have I done? Where have I erred?
Do tell me if you feel the need to…
It seems you just didn't feel the need,
I feel awkward to ask, it is after all weird,
Well it is upto you…if at all you read this,
Then maybe you'll respond…who knows,
I'm hoping and waiting…do try to answer,
Both of you… I'm a waitin'