The Great Kaddu Effect

'twas the day before yesterday The Kaddu came forth and spoke,
He warned everyone,
You won't get nothing guys…try now to lift yerself,
Keep lifting urself up, go up up and even higher,
He kept raising the bar 7.5 7.75……who knows,
Maybe today he'll say you need 9.5 to do anything,
Job…………haan 8 ke neeche bilkul nahi lete!!!
MS…….woh toh bhool jao 9 ke neeche!!
MBA karni hai kya??? Lao 8.5 khush ho jao……
Terror in the eyes of poor friends,
Apna kya hoga………….
Slowly but surely he removed any hope of a future,
Placements wud luk hillarious under the Kaddu effect,
2008 2.5% placed
2009 2.7% placed (excluding s___m boys n gals)
2010 1.5% placed
2011 2% placed (Including s___m boys )
Nd then we'll hav Super mess workers,
Super lab assistants,
Super Munims,
Wid cpi's of 8, 7.5 blah blah…………
Lif in IIT-G will be super…….
Everyone in the staff will be IIT'ians
Munim, "jogonna" of chem lab………
Everyone!!

Presenting "the Kaddu Effect"!!