The Ruin of IIT's (The Story in Numbers)

There are 1.2 billion Indians

Approximately half of them are supposed to be in the 0-25 age group

that gives us 600 million young Indians

these 600 million are fairly evenly distributed among the 0-25 age group

so about 3/26th of them in the 17-19 age group

that gives us around 69 million indians on the cusp of turning adults

of these only 35% are educated upto the 12th standard level

that leaves 24.25 million Educated indians on the cusp of turning adults

only 40% of these are in the science stream at max

so that leaves 9.7 million Educated indians on the cusp of adulthood who study science

only half of them actually think of engineering as a career

that will give 4.85 million Educated Indian Soon-to-be Engineers on the cusp of adulthood

Only about 30% know their selected branch of engineering really well.

that will leave 1,455,000 Young Indian Engineering Graduates of real calibre

only about 15% go in for higher studies beyond their bachelors degree

that will give 218,250 Young Indian Engineering Graduates Who go in for post graduation

of them half pursue an MBA

that will leave 109,125 Young Indian Engineering Post-Graduates

At the Maximum 5% of them complete a Doctorate

That will give about 5,450 Doctorates in The aforementioned long long classification of Young Indian Engineering Graduates of Some Calibre who pursue and succesfully complete their post-graduation upto the Ph.D level

Of these only 10% will go into the academic field

That gives 545 teachers who are Indian Engineering Graduates of Some Calibre Who have succesfully obtained a Doctorate

But wait i haven't finished

of these only 20% actually teach in India

The Brain Drain is real dudes ..........

so that leaves only 109 blah blah blah ........Doctorates teaching in India

of these lets say 40% teach in IIT's (the "Brand" That's on its last legs thanks to a certain Mr.Arjun Singh)

so that gives us 43 IIT professors every year

Great!!

Problem is that there are going to be 15 IIT's plus ofcourse the All - Womens IIT

So 16 IIT's

That gives every IIT less than 3 new Professors every year

And of course my dear Mr. Arjun Singh do profs ever retire ???

Can an Institution of the level of an IIT (what level people will ask 5 years down the line)
survive on getting just 3 professors of high quality every year ?????


Whew that was tiring

Hope i made my point!!

Her...

The views expressed in this post are not figments of an well-endowed fertile imagination, they aren't even mindless musings as is typical of me...... they just might be true so if "you're" reading this, its for you .....



I feel it, I jest and leave it hanging,
But then, I get that weird choking feeling,
It seems to start with divine happiness,
Coz someone's found a treasure,
But it precedes an empty weirdness.

I can withhold, suppress and bury the pain,
But then it surfaces when I see you again,
Its that sinking feeling of losing something,
For which I have to search in the fragments,
What's left seems useless and false,

The draught of anguish seems chilling,
Because it was preceded by that warmth,
Warmth that can keep you going,
Can keep you glowing on your path of life,
But then the mind takes over and saves me,

What was not to be was not to be,
What is still there , is me………
I'm still there, all the way, whenever I'm needed,
I am not gone yet, I'm only down, not out [;)]
I will follow if not accompany, but I won't leave,

But don't look back, don't look at the road behind,
Don't look out for me, I'll just follow quietly,
I've gotten up after the fall, slightly bruised [:)]
But if you will ever look back later,
I'll be there………right behind, waiting,

Because what once was, was not skin-deep,
It was deeper than you might have thought,
One person's anguish should not spread,
Don't share it because it breeds on sharing,
Keep it to me, and move ahead with a smile!

This is to her..... ;)

00:48

This wouldn't have been a familiar waking hour for me about exactly one year ago. I was then the ideal (what did i just type???) ........ oh lemme cut the crap. Its just that i never used to stay up so late. Boy did this one year change me, now 00:48 may see me one movie into a 3 movie one night stand. Very rarely it might find me studying, cramming for a quiz at 8 the next morning. well whats captured my attention tonight ( apart from an Orkut profile of well..... lets make it a certain "someone" (winky-winky)) is that Germany lead 2 goals to none against the Portuguese .........
aawell make that 2-1 to germany with nuno gomes firing in one from close range.

Well what i found crazy was that for one team who scraped in to lead by two goals over another that played some great footer is.......... well.......... footer :)

well me for one was shocked twice over (thrice??? refer to previous parantheses (not so shocked there)) tonight when germany pulled 2 on portugal in the space of 4 mintues.

Now this blog post is gettin drab and boring which it was anyway going to do in the first place
"Cut"

Well certain multi-personae rolled into one (three personae at last count ain't tht right Arayan?)have been visiting this blog . They asked me if I wrote in prose. Fair question considering the vast amounts of gibberish I come out with from time to time. Maybe its just the fear in their minds that if I write in prose they'll have to just go through gargantuan amounts of complete crap. So to you i dedicate this pile of smelly pong called The Cranial Outbox v2.0

The Great Kaddu Effect

'twas the day before yesterday The Kaddu came forth and spoke,
He warned everyone,
You won't get nothing guys…try now to lift yerself,
Keep lifting urself up, go up up and even higher,
He kept raising the bar 7.5 7.75……who knows,
Maybe today he'll say you need 9.5 to do anything,
Job…………haan 8 ke neeche bilkul nahi lete!!!
MS…….woh toh bhool jao 9 ke neeche!!
MBA karni hai kya??? Lao 8.5 khush ho jao……
Terror in the eyes of poor friends,
Apna kya hoga………….
Slowly but surely he removed any hope of a future,
Placements wud luk hillarious under the Kaddu effect,
2008 2.5% placed
2009 2.7% placed (excluding s___m boys n gals)
2010 1.5% placed
2011 2% placed (Including s___m boys )
Nd then we'll hav Super mess workers,
Super lab assistants,
Super Munims,
Wid cpi's of 8, 7.5 blah blah…………
Lif in IIT-G will be super…….
Everyone in the staff will be IIT'ians
Munim, "jogonna" of chem lab………
Everyone!!

Presenting "the Kaddu Effect"!!